Murphys Law Cotton Tea Towel/Ireland/Irish

Murphys Law Cotton Tea Towel.

100% Cotton Tea Towel with an illustration of Murphys Law - "anything that can go wrong will go wrong", trimmed with a celtic weave border.

Illustration as follows :

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Beauty is only skin deep ugly goes to the bone.

Never argue with a fool people might know the difference.

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.

The other queue always moves faster.

Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.

The chance of a slice of bread falling butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

The repair man will never have seen a model quite like yours before.

A Short Cut is the longest distance between two points.

Anything good is either illegal immortal or fattening.

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.

Murphys golden rule whoever has the gold makes the rules.

In order to get a loan you must first prove you dont need it.

The Murphys Law Cotton Tea Towel will be packaged securely for shipping worldwide.